February 2012
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snuggies piss me off fuck snuggies
bonerdonor:
ok i decided to cover little bird by dr dog because i told taylor id cover it forever ago and never did but its also a cute song and nice and yea im aware than one part is way too high for me wow and also the ending is supposed to be whistled but idk how to whistle so deal w/ it this isnt very good and my hair is ugly and i look like a frumpy mom
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You are beautiful like demolition. Just the thought of you draws my knuckles...
– Henry Rollins (via beatriceisaunicorn)
landlockedmermaid:
an important vlog about my day
centaurboyfriend:
i bet anthony bourdain is a good fuck
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brandnewswastikas:
Pro Tip:
You are a jerk if you refuse to kiss somebody after they go down on you.
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7e8fff:
please rescue me from a world of fucking pathetic awful babies
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wanna hear about my day
school was ok but dumb at the same time because it’s tuesday. i felt really dumb all day because i made myself look dumb in front of teachers that i respect a lot. i feel like everyone is mean to me on tuesdays, i.e. i’m really sensitive to how people treat me on this day of the week more so than any other. i’m working more on this weekly mood theory so...
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January 2012
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You Smell Like A Boy - Ryan O'Connell →
almost-never:
Boys smell ripe and pungent, like fragrant peaches with a hint of rot in them. They smell like sneaky creatures who could hurt you and will hurt you. But we’re not there yet, are we? They still smell like yummy peaches. In the beginning, they always smell like something you would eat and drink.
Boys smell like patchouli, sweat, and gardenias. They smell like hard work, taut...
If grains of sand are magnified 250 times
did-you-kno:
Source
crewnex:
dismissing evolution because you don’t know about evolution
i remember once at a key club board meeting i was wearing this i don’t know ? collared shirt and one of the board members called it “wild” and i think about it a lot and it makes me upset