i was walking up to my front door to get inside my house after work and i encountered this giant fucking possum !!! i had originally thought it was a cat and was about to pet it (it’s dark outside ok) but noticed that its face was a lot longer than a cat’s and omg. i tried throwing a hand sanitizer key chain at it and a glove but it wouldn’t move so i tried yelling “go away” at it for a while but that obviously didn’t work. i called my mom and apparently the front door key is the same as the back door key so i had to trudge through like a foot of snow to unlock the door and that fucking possum is still sitting on my porch waiting to eat my eyes